9th Dawn III:Valchist Unwoke (Item)

Valchist Unwoke is a a book in 9th Dawn III: Shadow of Erthil.

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Book Details
Valchists are unwell. I took care of one once, and here's how to do it.

To care for a Valchist, firstly you need to settle it down. Now, I know what you're thinking, "How do you settle down a hellspawned creature of death??" ~ Well, the answer is very simple. You just tell them a story. I told mine a story about how I once killed 500 dragons in one punch. And that all of them dropped the rarest of items. And then the Valchist just sat down and got settled. Except then I felt so powerful I just punched the Valchist and all it's friends, and I won. I killed about 1000 Valchists in 1 punch. And the King himself then gave me 10,000 gold for each Valchist skull. And then I went and bought the castle the King lived in. And then I was the King. And then I never died and lived forever. I'm really strong.

~Written by the Strongest man in the world.